Michael
Dereferencing zero
Who am I?
I am a multi-cellular organism comprised mostly of oxygen and carbon, with trace amounts of arsenic. However, I sense that you were probably inquiring as to my social status… Very rude.
To start, my name is Michael, and I am a resident of the polluted cesspit of a state we call Delaware. I am married to my beautiful wife Stephanie. We both are pursuing a degree in our respective fields. I enjoy comedy of just about all types, but as far as television goes, me and my wife both find ourselves watching mostly cartoons (eg. The Simpsons or Futurama).
My active field of study is Computer Science, however my personal interests extend far beyond that. My hobbies and my professional life are both much in the same, differing only in formality. I delight in writing software, mostly in Java lately. I also enjoy designing various useless contraptions with microcontrollers. While I do enjoy reading material online, I do not enjoy reading printed works, unless they are brief. The content available to me online feels more recent and accurate.
There was much more I could have written to better describe myself too you, however I decided that it would be best to leave some things to the imagination for now. After all, we all judge. Sometimes our initial conclusions are right, and then sometimes they are completely wrong. We’ll just have to see.